HAI GUISE!  Guess What I Played With Today?

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 01/14/2015 at 15:46 • Filed to: You'll Never Guess

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Go on. GUESS.

ETA: A teaser. Full photo dump later tonight.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 15:48

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I'm not guessing. I'll have more than a 50% chance of getting it right either way.

PushToStart > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 15:48

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sweet lambo, dude

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 15:49

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Yourself?

PatBateman > PushToStart 01/14/2015 at 15:49

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Pretty sure it's a Lam... Wait, that's what you said.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 15:49

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OOH OOH. Does they gots these bidges at Pep Boi?

PatBateman > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/14/2015 at 15:50

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One is out. One is not.

Zohaibman72 > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 15:51

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oh oh!

Mercury Cougar.

PatBateman > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 01/14/2015 at 15:51

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Okay. Guess what ELSE I played with today.

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 15:51

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Chuggington, because you're too cheap to buy your kids BRIO.

PatBateman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/14/2015 at 15:52

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Now that you say that, I'm wondering how long it'll take to see these on V6 Chrysler 300s.

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/14/2015 at 15:54

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My kids already have their own tablets. They'd be bored with Brio (and Chuggington, chuga chuga chuga Chuggington).

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:00

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Your dick?

PatBateman > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/14/2015 at 16:01

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....

Touché

PatBateman > Zohaibman72 01/14/2015 at 16:02

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Yup.

Tohru > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:11

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Dodge Dart SRT-4 with Hellcat badges on it.

crowmolly > For Sweden 01/14/2015 at 16:11

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Chuggington is and forever will be "Poor Man's Thomas"

PatBateman > Tohru 01/14/2015 at 16:12

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It's only a matter of time until that becomes an unfortunate thing.

Funktheduck > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:15

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I was gonna guess you played with yourself

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:15

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You're not the only one, though

Tohru > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:17

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I should stop by the Dodge dealer and see if I can get a pair for the Ram 50.

Sam > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:19

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The blue Camaro which you parked next to a Hellcat, then took pictures of with the Hellcat in the foreground for some reason?

PatBateman > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/14/2015 at 16:22

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Dunno. He hasn't handed me a drink... Lately.

PatBateman > Sam 01/14/2015 at 16:23

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Nah. I know the owner of the Camaro too, though. She's trying NOT do the engine upgrades I keep telling her to do.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:24

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It's definitely the SRX in the background of your second teaser.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:25

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you better watch out, he drugs pudding pops too

PatBateman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/14/2015 at 16:26

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Also, that Mustang on the other side of the Camaro is LOUD AS F.

scoob > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:27

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This one?

PatBateman > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/14/2015 at 16:29

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SHIT. Yeah, he probably did.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:30

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You're not doing it right if your Mustang is quiet and has a V8.

PatBateman > scoob 01/14/2015 at 16:30

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Is that a Corrolla?

PatBateman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/14/2015 at 16:31

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No no. It's not quiet. It's also not moderately loud, or slightly unreasonably loud.

It's to 11.

scoob > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:32

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Looks like it. Unless, it's actually a Honda Accord Coupe. Which it probably is.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 16:51

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That's how it's done. Just like if I had a Hellcat, mufflers be gone.

3.14 rad/s > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 17:25

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A V8 won't fit in a Dart. The engine is mounted transversely, but there may be a more powerful turbo 4 cylinder coming soon as an SRT.

3.14 rad/s > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 17:27

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Did you get the red key?

PatBateman > 3.14 rad/s 01/14/2015 at 17:42

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She (the owner) is using only the red key. So yup. Should've stolen it.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 19:11

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sweet! New dodge challenger pussy cat

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 22:43

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Sadly, that's not Blondude's penis

PatBateman > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/14/2015 at 22:45

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"Sadly"?!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > PatBateman 01/14/2015 at 22:55

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PatBateman 01/15/2015 at 14:59

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Bad kitty.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PatBateman 01/15/2015 at 15:00

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She?! Screw the car, we need a write up on her.